Summoner







Well well you want to know about me… I’ll start off by saying that when I appear children get afraid. I am hot and lecherous as a sparrow with black scabby brows and a thin beard. I love garlic, onions and strong red wine. When I drink to much everything gets all hazy and I start jabbering like crazy and wouldn’t speak a word except in Latin I know I might get irritable but that’s who I am. I am so handsome that no quicksilver, lead ointment, tartar cream, brimstone, or boracic can clean up or cure the pus-filled sores or purge the pimples sitting on my cheek. My job is to bring the accuse people of violating church laws to ecclesiastical court.